13 Burglar Quotes for You to Enjoy

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams

Gay Other Furniture Broke Had Burglar Night

If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen. Sam Ervin

One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they tried to steal something. So the police come to my apartment, and they say, 'Oh my God, did they steal everything?' I was like, 'No, it was like that!' Carine Roitfeld

I'm calling myself 'The Doodler,' and with the simple addition of a small burglar's mask, I achieve utter anonymity. Chris Riddell

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I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. David Eddings

Mind Living Mine Something Unconscious Read Burglar

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. I can read Middle English stories, Geoffrey Chaucer or Sir Thomas Malory, but once I start moving in the direction of contemporary fantasy, my mind begins to take over. David Eddings

Mind Living Thomas Once Mine Something Direction Take Chaucer Unconscious Over Contemporary Read Geoffrey Sir Begins Burglar Middle Stories Moving Fantasy English Start

I been in jail twice. The first time was reform school: they got me for carrying burglar's tools, something like that. The morals charge was a frame-up. Jake LaMotta

Time Me School First Tools Charge Carrying Morals Something Like First Time Got Been Reform Burglar Jail Twice

Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10. Jon Katz

Buy Dog Will Odds Victim Aggressive Kidding Security Attack Dogs Child Owners May Human Burglar Themselves Who Fatal Chances

I grew up on a suburban street with lace curtains and dull neighbours, so I made up stories to tell my friend, in which they became serial killers and burglars. She told her mother, who then told mine. Nina Bawden

'A Burglar's Guide to the City' makes disparate connections seem obvious in hindsight, and my worldview is altered a little bit more, and far for the better, as a result. We'll never know, but I suspect Donald Westlake would have enjoyed it - and perhaps been a little unsettled by it, too. Sarah Weinman

Better Result Worldview Too Guide Bit Would City Seem More Never Unsettled Perhaps Know Obvious Altered Hindsight Makes Been Donald Suspect Burglar Little Little Bit Far Disparate Connections Enjoyed

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me. Simon Cowell

Today Me Rights Young Victim Local Criminal Worry Punish Broke Would Would-Be Someone Smack More Tendency He House Policeman Got Caught Pinching Than Burglar Happened Sued Mum Apples

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